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The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)
Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.
by Jamietfan October 14, 2020
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brighting

Brighting is the process of an open monologue publicly with none or very little interaction to prior contexts of conversations surrounding the person
David has been brighting a lot about his new car at christmas dinner even though.. no one asked
by jacque69 December 16, 2021
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Connor Bright

Epic Cock and Balls Lord of Cookies and Crumblage
He was such a Connor Bright as he fucked his best friends girlfriend.
by SonixCB June 22, 2019
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Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
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bright drop

When you get high and eat tinsel off the Christmas tree. The resulting bowel movement is considered a bright drop. Same context if a pet or loved one does the same.
My cat ate the tinsel off the Christmas tree and I have to clean the bright drops from the litter box.
by Bright dropper February 21, 2024
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bright bun

The sexual act of breaking multiple glowsticks apart and rubbing it on your partners anus/buttocks
Im totally going to bright bun claire tonight.
by ttc January 15, 2014
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Bright

A boy/man who is considered dense, stupid, bitchy, dumb & dirty in Uganda. He also has no hope of a bright future.
He’s name is Bright
by Drip1962 November 23, 2021
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