Astro

Astro is a gfx artist who makes gfx. He is learning how to make better gfx because he noob. Astro is also yes

Person 1 - Hey, do you know who Astro is ?
Person 2 - Yeah, he is a pretty cool gfx artist
Person 1 - Oh

by AstroAxiis March 29, 2021

Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.

The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

Astro

Astro is a very depressed photographer who decided to download splits beats she was tired of being killed. UwU
She also has a habit of complaining of being too chunky in games yk what they say "i like them big i think em chunky"😏

Astro is chunky

by emoeh lyn July 25, 2021

Astro

A hood motherfucker from the midwest that don’t play. Cares about money and family over anything else.

Don’t fuck with Astro or FOAD, he’ll send you to the stars.

by Astrothagod October 16, 2021

Astro Juggernaut

Okay… This guy is from the Skibidi Toilet Series, not much to said about him. First appearance on episode 72 to save the stupid of Astro Detainer of getting kill against G-Toilet 4.0. He has children, in which one of them was seriously injured o even dead after episode 75. He make a big appearance in episode 77 to fight Upgraded Titan Tvman, where this guy steals his laser canon but Juggernaut wins anyway. He was going to kill Titan Tvman but the Skibidi Armada appear with G-Toilet 5.0 to help.

Astro Juggernaut… “That was your best soldier!?…”

by Wartrip Tay May 16, 2025

Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.

“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”

by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023