The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021

jah vaun

A honest man filled with purity ! Loyal and heavy lover. Very musically inclined but also multi-talented. Female magnet

I need me a Jah Vaun in my life.

by God’s plan November 22, 2021

jah-zelle

She is one of the amazing woman u will ever meet she'll be mean but she's only playing with you

She's such a Jah-zelle

by Nureen nizam November 20, 2019

jah

A cold hearted fag, sometimes a pervert.

“You see jah” “yeah with his perverted ass”

by .,?? April 26, 2022

I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

by Champ3214 April 29, 2022

Jah mode

Where a certain someone(Jahcere) Goes Jah mode no one can beat him. Jah mode comes in many forms(10) Jah mode form 1 is the weakest Jah mode too well thats a diffrent story.

Damn homie going Jah mode

by Abcdead555 January 28, 2021

Mary jah wanna

Sounded out version of marijuana

Hey dude. Wanna try some mary jah wanna

by BigNigga812 June 7, 2018