Oliver

Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick

Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!

by r2309iju3=f 32 September 5, 2022

Oliver

A literal sack of potatoes and is completely useless

Here comes that dumbass Oliver

by TheFakeDuckNorris June 6, 2019

Oliver

Oliver's are sexy af, jeez you ain't even know, They are so smart Einstein can't compete with them

You want to be an Oliver

by hauxxxx December 30, 2020

Oliv

Oliv, someone who can't control themselves. They are crazier than a cat lady. They are often scared of closed doors and love touching and biting people butts, they also have slime fetishes and sometimes give wet willlies. Her looks can be deceiving because although she may look cute and cuddly if you get close you will regret it. She's got a good nose though.

OMG I wasn't expecting her to be an Oliv, she looks so cute

by pedosnfelcd June 3, 2018

Oliver

Fucking Batty boi and is also Sultan’s bitch and is very FAT not PHATT.

Oliver is a fat bastard.

by Billystinkerholesassen March 20, 2019

Oliver

A nice guy who may get rejected to certain people but always has a great number of people interested in him also he is often found good at computing and dont forget his love for dogs and cats also he is rather hot and has quite the personality too

Oliver is noice

by Lol memes July 6, 2019

Olive

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"Olive"
"Olive who"
"Olive you"

Olive... ^^

by Hellooooosexyladies July 21, 2017