n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.
There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.
Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers
s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture
2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.
There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.
Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers
s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture
2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks like he's in some sort of pain. I hope he's ok.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*
Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss
Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*
Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss
Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
by diabetesspicelatte November 12, 2021
Get the No Nut Novembermug. Made by a bunch of beta ass motherfuckers who thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load.
Beta male 1: "Hey Billy! I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag it on instagram, and call it No Nut November to show that we're cool!"
Beta male 2: "Well golly jeepers Greg, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes, and hang out at GameStop! Are you in, Chad?"
Chad: "FUCK THAT!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T SPANKING IT, OR YOU AIN'T BANGING IT, YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' MAN!"
Beta male 2: "Well golly jeepers Greg, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes, and hang out at GameStop! Are you in, Chad?"
Chad: "FUCK THAT!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T SPANKING IT, OR YOU AIN'T BANGING IT, YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' MAN!"
by Intolerate November 15, 2022
Get the No Nut Novembermug. When a male has to stop masturbating for a whole month and after that month is over there Testosterone goes up if you fail no nut November you can’t do the challenge again untill next year
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
Get the No nut Novembermug. A: I failed no nut November
O: ummm What
A: No no nut november as in the other no nut november as eating no nuts in November
O:Oh
O: ummm What
A: No no nut november as in the other no nut november as eating no nuts in November
O:Oh
by Ziammie December 1, 2020
Get the no nut novembermug. by Brolanderrrrrrrtr November 1, 2021
Get the No nut Novembermug. by WEAR MASKS!! December 5, 2020
Get the No Nut Novembermug. Jacob: Are you participing in the No nut novemeber?
Kid: Yes, why
*Jacob runs for his life BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES no nut november*
Kid: Yes, why
*Jacob runs for his life BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES no nut november*
by arandomkidwhotrynafindname December 3, 2018
Get the No nut novembermug.