Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
by Projectshadow January 19, 2022
Get the Punch My Face mug.When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my face mug.some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025
Get the I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave mug.My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!
by BitchinRemodels May 31, 2024
Get the My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. mug.All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.
Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
Get the Fluid in my face mug.neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
by human i think February 3, 2023
Get the a mask of my own face mug.What is the implicit assertion there? We're you listening last time I wrote about exactly this? Well, it's that if what was being said was said to his face... He would be doing something different from what he is now. Right? So he is trying to assert that he's TOUGH. Right? Ok. But this isn't a toughness thing. It's a fact of the matter thing. Why you didn't save the kids though, nigga? It was right there for you. I SAVED MINE. I- the guy called in to that psychologist who Jordan Peterson spoke to on his podcast after I said 'If you have any homicidal ideation, contact a mental health professional.' I also saved my suicide guy. Unlike bitch-ass Derrick Googings.
Hym "So, you ain't going to do anything if I say it to your face. You didn't save your suicide guy. You didn't save your mass child murder guy. I did. If everybody saves one we can put an end to child murder and suicide. Hakeem Jeffries saved a wapping ZERO! You need to come here and say it to MY face. Tell me that that retard gets to steal from me. Because I'm telling you he doesn't and YOU being wrong is better than ME being wrong in this scenario, fuck-face. BYE! BYYYYYYYE!"
by Hym Iam October 4, 2025
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