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Dizzy Dab

Dizzy Dab is a 50/50 split of both weed extract (dab) and speed (meth). Take weed and speed and cook until both substances are liquified. Let mixture re-coagulate and the fire away.

Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.

Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Holy fuck those dizzy dabs sure are the panty dropper. I hit it one time next thing I knew I was on the train to pound town. I told them boys I was not a whore, one of them said “I got a half gram of dizzy dab that says you are”. Sure as shit next thing I knew pipe down legs up………..
by Da UrbanCowboy May 31, 2023
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Dizzy glizzard

When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man
The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard
by Beeeeeaaaach December 29, 2020
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dizzy

1: like when your whole world is turning
2:the app discord
Hey John you wanna hop on a dizzy call?
by JohnTheGayCowboy December 10, 2021
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Dizzying

when your left testicle pops and the right one is sad and lonely
this is dizzying
by CheshireWatches June 9, 2018
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Dizzy Dino

A male stands in the centre of a group of women and proceeds to spin around in a circle slapping his dick in all the women’s faces. Whilst doing this the male should scream ‘dizzy Dino’ to let everyone around him know he is performing an alpha move
“Yo Simon just pulled of the dizzy Dino he’s such an alpha
by Pp is large 20000 May 20, 2020
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Dizzy Doozle

A really hot dude, but what moms call him. So the kids don’t catch on.
Hey look! He’s a real dizzy doozle!”
by Daniel the definer November 23, 2017
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dizzy fuzzy

yoshi on druuuuuugs

also a fuzzy creature MAking yoshi on drugs
redd yoshi: OH NO A DIZZY FUZZY *gets high* OoOo A FuZzY ThiN-
yoshi with glasses: *grabs* dizzy fuzzy, (soberly) GET SOME HELP.
red yoshi: *Crouches* oh im good now
by purple13542 February 21, 2019
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