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Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.
Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.
by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020
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Cock Contest

A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.
by Bush2865 April 1, 2017
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Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!
by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025
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Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.
Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021
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Eurovision Song Contest

A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.
Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
by tt.slays.at.definitions October 21, 2023
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.
A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.
by Toblucz January 12, 2017
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