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L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.
by panic oasis August 5, 2022
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Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest
by moochzigg March 10, 2020
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smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
by smegwich February 26, 2023
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.
A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.
by Toblucz January 12, 2017
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contest of champions

Pay to Win game based on Marvel. The best part? OMG U CAN PAY 4732896487264872694876128748932T4836465873254873264872354YT245873254673264879249723 DOLLARS TO UNLOCK A CHANCE TO UNLOCK A TWO STAR DEDPEWL BUT U HAVE TO DOMINATE CHANCE!!!!!!
So... How's theContest of champions game going?
Contest? I stopped playing that shit and began with Future Fight
by ArtistOverlordRuler August 5, 2017
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Contest Of Speed

The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.

Person 1: COS?

Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
by x427 February 16, 2021
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