A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022
Get the New Zealandmug. New Zealand Green, also known as Kiwi Green, is a slang term for cannabis that is grown in New Zealand. It is a term that is commonly used in small parts of Auckland.
Drug dealer: Hey, do you want to buy some fresh New Zealand Green? It's imported straight from New Zealand, bro.
by Wetbeans January 7, 2024
Get the New Zealand Greenmug. Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.
Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.
Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.
Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023
Get the Nelson, New Zealandmug. ejaculate; cum; jizz
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015
Get the new zealand zestmug. by MexicanForeskinMonster November 27, 2022
Get the New Zealand Nosedivemug. The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
Get the A New Zealand Welcomemug. Where LOTR was filmed
by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017
Get the New Zealandmug.