As true as your nan

Meaning very true, or that you're not lying

Jimmy: "Caught a 15 inch redfin the other day."
Shaun: "fuck, true?"
Jimmy: "As true as your nan"

by S1921 March 3, 2017

Debate your nan

A pointless argument which has only one outcome.

Liverpool is the worst team,
Debate your nan

by Lil Timmy 4207 October 2, 2019

Dead Nan Ashes

The ashes of someone's dead nan. Sometimes used as a diss like 'your mum'

Fam dead nan ashes
Say mums
Mums
Madness broski

by Taliban_501 December 19, 2021

pop your nan

An insult used in the "British Chav Culture" meaning to pop the cherry with the recipients grandma.

Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo - man : "Shut up mate, i'll pop your nan"
Rational Human Being : "What the fuck does that even mean?"

by eth131 March 25, 2017

Shank your nan

Shank your nan is a term roadmen use to intimidate people. Shank means stab. And your nan is commonly used among the new generation, for example “suck ur nan”.

Will-“if you tell them mun, I’m gonna shank your nan”.
James-“sorry man I won’t say a word”.
Will-“shut up or I swear blud, I’m gonna shank your nan”.”go suck ur nan”.

by Specialpeter June 10, 2018

your nan is gay!

used when u cant hear someone and cant be bothered to ask them wtf they were on about.

my OC's using this word lol

Illie: Yo so basically i sent a bucket of creamy water to Turkey and Amazon delivered 4 vibrators to a South American chicken which gave birth to the entire earth which is why myths exist-
Draggy The Dragon: your nan is gay! shut up! no one cares!

by cupcacatoesbakaguo February 20, 2022

Ur ded nan

Ok so basically I’m monky

Ur ded nan stinks

by Horrid Henry 🐌 November 9, 2018