by jodhisattva March 15, 2009
A European hairstyle similar to the mullet, typically styled into a fauxhawk both in the front and back.
by Travis Crawford April 29, 2008
by Vegas March 23, 2003
by Rhino Droppings May 16, 2011
Dr. Rick Kamwerdzer got enema barium on his shirt today. He is lucky he was wearing his radiology mullet.
by gurgurant November 28, 2009
A disastrous mating of mullet and comb-over. When you see this doubly tragic combination on one head, maintain a safe distance. The man who wears this cut should be considered dangerous and delusional. If a breeze lifts long straggly strands off his shiny pate, do not laugh under any circumstances. Though he possesses few teeth, he will bite. Do not approach.
"Hey, dude, I think we should get out of here!"
"But I haven't finished my beer."
"That guy with the mullet over has been staring at your butt for the last half hour. He's coming this way!"
"Hey, did you just hear the tune from Deliverance?"
"But I haven't finished my beer."
"That guy with the mullet over has been staring at your butt for the last half hour. He's coming this way!"
"Hey, did you just hear the tune from Deliverance?"
by kathcom October 21, 2011
a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears
can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)
can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)
I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.
Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.
Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.
by kidswooft June 07, 2007