A j-pop group born from the money-making powerhouse that is Hello! Project (also responsible for Morning Musume), aimed primarily at pre-school to secondary-aged children that was popular from 2000 to 2004, when the group was put on "indefinite hiatus". Most of their songs were about counting, food groups, etc., with a smattering of English phrases taught by the group's one American member.
In spite of the fact that this was a group for small children, many American high school (and in some sad cases, post-high school) otaku cite Mini Moni as one of their favourite j-pop bands, because they're just so KAWAII! These people typically refuse to acknowledge that the only people over the age of five at Mini Moni concerts were parents of the children attending. It is also arguable that these people understand none of the lyrics that they so enthusiastically sing along with, as if they did, there is no way they would be calling themselves Mini Moni fans in lieu of having an IQ of 70.
In spite of the fact that this was a group for small children, many American high school (and in some sad cases, post-high school) otaku cite Mini Moni as one of their favourite j-pop bands, because they're just so KAWAII! These people typically refuse to acknowledge that the only people over the age of five at Mini Moni concerts were parents of the children attending. It is also arguable that these people understand none of the lyrics that they so enthusiastically sing along with, as if they did, there is no way they would be calling themselves Mini Moni fans in lieu of having an IQ of 70.
Mini Moni fangirl: jankenpyon is my favorite song EVAR!
Person: You do realize that song is about playing rock, paper, scissors, right? Do you even speak Japanese?
Mini Moni fangirl: ur so baka. MINIMONIRULZ!!!
Person: You do realize that song is about playing rock, paper, scissors, right? Do you even speak Japanese?
Mini Moni fangirl: ur so baka. MINIMONIRULZ!!!
by Humberttt January 16, 2008
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Guy 1: Woah what is that?
Guy 2: that’s a monic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find.
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Get the monibeth mug.The Facebook art of Moncing. When you do not trust someone on your friends list to be in a group with your other friends. So you end up banning then from the group and away from your other friends.
Only preformed by the creator or admin of a group. Usually involves inviting them with a group request. Then when they accept and you find they will cause trouble within the group you ban them.
Thus preforming the art of moncing.
Only preformed by the creator or admin of a group. Usually involves inviting them with a group request. Then when they accept and you find they will cause trouble within the group you ban them.
Thus preforming the art of moncing.
You
"Why have you banned me Emelda?"
Them
"I didn't trust you in the group with my friends"
You
"so you're moncing me then?"
Them
"yes I am do you have a problem with that?"
"Why have you banned me Emelda?"
Them
"I didn't trust you in the group with my friends"
You
"so you're moncing me then?"
Them
"yes I am do you have a problem with that?"
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However, recent medical research at John Hopkins University has brought several new side effects to attention.
Including but not limited to;
-Posting false definitions attempting to undermind the work of Dr. Louis Tres
-Awful hair
-Absence of linguistic formalities. For instance, if there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity, monicitis would be the plane that crashed into it.
-STD's (Yes, monicitis is an STD that apparently causes more STD's)<--- Truly a medical anomaly.
Researchers at John Hopkins have also informed me that they are currently testing experimental medicine which could lead to an antidote(monicdote). More information on this "monicdote" will be posted as it is received.
However, recent medical research at John Hopkins University has brought several new side effects to attention.
Including but not limited to;
-Posting false definitions attempting to undermind the work of Dr. Louis Tres
-Awful hair
-Absence of linguistic formalities. For instance, if there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity, monicitis would be the plane that crashed into it.
-STD's (Yes, monicitis is an STD that apparently causes more STD's)<--- Truly a medical anomaly.
Researchers at John Hopkins have also informed me that they are currently testing experimental medicine which could lead to an antidote(monicdote). More information on this "monicdote" will be posted as it is received.
Timmuel - "Whoa that bitch just stepped up to mah boy lewey trey(Dr. Louis Tres)!"
Dr. Louis Tres - "Timmuel calm down my sweet chinchilla, its just the side effect of that nasty disease Monicitis."
Timmuel - "No wonder! No one with that disgusting disease could ever in any capacity be better than my boy Dr. Louis Tres!"
Dr. Louis Tres - "Timmuel calm down my sweet chinchilla, its just the side effect of that nasty disease Monicitis."
Timmuel - "No wonder! No one with that disgusting disease could ever in any capacity be better than my boy Dr. Louis Tres!"
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