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Electric monk

An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.
"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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Monk Mode

a mental state that allows the individual to assume control over his or her mental well-being and eventually augment his value in an attempt to revamp his life conditions.
Every first week of every month I go into monk mode to elevate my consciousness.
by WhiteMustang03 February 2, 2020
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monke

its the definition of smart and stupid personality which someone is confused and didn't pay attention but makes them think its a joke
your such a monke dude your so stupid →_→←_←
by persanality January 14, 2021
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le monke

by YeetusDeletus69420 January 20, 2020
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Le monk

The coolest being in the universe (refering to dhillon)
by Lemonk November 30, 2019
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Return To Monke

A meme where a man/girl says "REJECT HUMANITY , RETURN TO MONKE" *Turns into monke *After that they Make monkey noises like "OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO AAA OOO AAA AAA" And so on, After some Minutes Or seconds they stop and keep doing their thing. This meme will never die.
Guy: REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKE
Guy: *Turns into monke*
Guy: OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA OOO OOO OOO OOO AAA OOooo ooo....
by Ea sports sucks December 30, 2021
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Monks Junk

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.
Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011
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