Mitchell College

Mitchell College is a great place if your looking to have a decent time, but is definitively no big party school. Get to know the right people and move off campus so you can learn to have your own fun or you might have thoughts of wanting to leave and never come back or offing yourself. This school has its moments but you will never see them if your one of the kids that just sits in his room and complains about having nothing to do because he doesn't try to do anything. Your attitude determines if you will like it here or not.
Jim: Dude there's nothing to do at Mitchell College tonight...

Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?

Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever

Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
by Chronic snow white May 11, 2012
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Billy Mitchelled

to submit sketchy vague details claiming a record (set in private) while usurping a legitimate record set in public only moments before, therefor belittling the legitimate record holder. (in reference to Billy Mitchell in the movie King of Kong)
Wow I just got Billy Mitchelled, my Donkey Kong record was up for about 5 minutes before that dude showed that lame, fuzzy video tape that beat my record.
by dmozealous January 07, 2011
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Mitchell

A name commonly given to people who have no money but think they are ballers.

He has high hopes for life however will most commonly become a smackhead who says he's a footballer, rugby player or a gym king. Mitchell's usually wear old warn out shoes
He is definitely a Mitchell

Look at that Fucking Mitchell
by The truth teller best April 28, 2020
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Joni Mitchell

One of the most talented female singers in the world, with a wild, beautiful, haunting voice.
by BobDylanROCKS October 08, 2006
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beca mitchell

The softest little babie to ever exist
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mitchell report

the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.
roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report
by lukas gestrine December 14, 2007
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gillian mitchell

A complete and utter moron lacks common sense and brain cells. Has the equivalent brain mass of a rooster.

Considers monkey wrench to be a sexual reference.

Constantly eats llama meat.
"SWAG SWAG SWAG," Rebecca
"Your such a Gillian Mitchell."
by BruceWayne October 22, 2012
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