A journey to find blow with a few friends usually late nite/early morning. This usually involves getting behind the wheel under the influence to drive across town to meet up with your drug dealer. This is often a quiet and sketchy ride to get to your destination.
"Hey John pass me your cell we need to find some blow for these broads. Looks like were going on a Cocaine Mission."
by orlandobloomingonion January 10, 2010
Get the Cocaine mission mug.The Position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.
Enzo: Dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and I totally hid behind my couch.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.
by Enzodabossyeahbuddie June 18, 2011
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Sex position where the person being fucked lays on their back and places their feet on the fucker's chest.
by fretrew December 23, 2008
Get the Missionary Style mug.People from (usually) Christian faiths who go knocking door to door spreading their view on Christianity (or likewise). They most common variety are the LDS (mormons) and Jehova's Witnesses (Jay Dubs).
They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age.
Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.
They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age.
Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.
by Kevomirr July 30, 2010
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A current plan that seems like even Tom Cruise himself could not pull off.
A current plan that seems like even Tom Cruise himself could not pull off.
"Dude, bust a mission and go get the Zags from the other room."
"Dude, lets bust a mission to Rosarito"
"Dude, lets bust a mission to Rosarito"
by sirwenvega September 28, 2006
Get the bust a mission mug.Dating someone with the express purpose of converting the other person to a given religion (usually Christian) rather than building a sincere relationship with them. Very often, the "missionary" will dump the person they are dating once they believe that person has been "saved". This is a very bad idea because it insults the potential convert and the faith of the person attempting the conversion. Not only that, it can damage any future relationships for one or both.
Guys and gals, if you're out there "dating for Jesus" or whatever your equivalent might be, you're causing more harm than good. On top of that, you're using the same tactics as the Moonies and Reverend Jim Jones (look up "Jonestown Massacre"). So quit it, you idiots.
Guys and gals, if you're out there "dating for Jesus" or whatever your equivalent might be, you're causing more harm than good. On top of that, you're using the same tactics as the Moonies and Reverend Jim Jones (look up "Jonestown Massacre"). So quit it, you idiots.
Content that she'd won Bob over to Christ, Sara publicly dumped him at the local coffee shop. Bob had trouble trusting women or the church for years after that and Sara's dating prospects dried up once word got out about what she was doing. Yep, "missionary dating" sure did wonders there.
by C M T March 23, 2008
Get the "Missionary Dating" mug.Reversing a decision to embark on a chosen course of action, which at first appeared advantageous and justifiable, but upon closer inspection was revealed to have potentially undesirable or disastrous consequences.
Example 1:
Jim: Damn Tammy looks fine and she been checking me the whole night. Imma tap dat ass for sure.
Mike: Yo, might want to rethink that. I heard she got gonorrhea.
Jim: Yikes, abort the mission!!
Example 2:
Alex: We been standing in line for like 30 minutes. Forget this I’m walking right pass the bouncer.
Gary: Ummm, Dwayne tried that last week and the bouncer broke his nose.
Alex: Whoa, abort the mission.
Example 3:
Jane: So we gonna hit up Fo Chang Restaurant. Its $5.00 all you can eat.
Natasha: Nah abort the mission. Last time I ate there I had the runs for 2 days.
Jim: Damn Tammy looks fine and she been checking me the whole night. Imma tap dat ass for sure.
Mike: Yo, might want to rethink that. I heard she got gonorrhea.
Jim: Yikes, abort the mission!!
Example 2:
Alex: We been standing in line for like 30 minutes. Forget this I’m walking right pass the bouncer.
Gary: Ummm, Dwayne tried that last week and the bouncer broke his nose.
Alex: Whoa, abort the mission.
Example 3:
Jane: So we gonna hit up Fo Chang Restaurant. Its $5.00 all you can eat.
Natasha: Nah abort the mission. Last time I ate there I had the runs for 2 days.
by MrDoodle November 13, 2011
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