mirandized

As in "I read her her Miranda rights"; disrobing a woman upon entering a room with a door, forcing her " to assume the position" of facing the door with her arms outstretched (palms against door) and placing feet widely apart in spread eagle fashion. Working down from the hair and neck, liberally apply analingus and cunnilingus. She has been "mirandized".

Fantasy role-playing, handcuffs and bad cop mustache optional.

"Last night ole ghurrl was so hot for it, that as soon as we got in the door, I read her "her rights"...daddy mirandized her right in her parents' living room!"

by merchantofpain April 28, 2010

MirandaLovesTatumMore

I, Miranda, Love Tatum WAY more than she loves me(:

To prove it... I put it on urban dictionary. Because Urban Dictionary never lies. It's all truth!!!!

So again... I love Tatum WAYYYY more than she loves me. End of freaking story.

Tatum: I love you!
MirandaLovesTatumMore
Tatum: Yes. You do.

by tatumloverrrr101 May 9, 2010

Miranda

Miranda is talented beautiful girl. She is shy when she sings around others. She is a intelligent girl who can satisfy any man. She is also known as having it tight. Miranda is one of the best people to make love too. Miranda can be sarcastic, funny, sweet, tempered, or mean until it piss her off. Miranda is great to have fun with. Like planning parties, and other things. Miranda is a girl who doesn't give get self to men easily. She likes to take her time. About 40% of the girls named Miranda are very short. Miranda has a great body shape. She can be very violent. Miranda can fight and may have a very bad temper. Miranda likes to eat candy constantly and likes to lay under people. She is beautiful inside and out. She is loyal and faithful. Miranda is multi talented. Doesn't like to feel threatened, bossed around, or looked at funny. Miranda is genuine and kind

Boy:aye you know me and Miranda are still together
Boy2: for real every boy wanted her. You lucky

by Miranda Urban dictionary April 17, 2019

Miryana

Aztec goddess of beauty, sexual love, and household arts, who is also associated with flowers and plants. According to Aztec mythology, she came from Tamoanchán, the verdant paradise of the west.

Guy 1: Hey dude have you finished your report on Miryana?
Guy2: Yeah dude

by 30inchgreyclit August 23, 2020

Carmen Miranda

the act of placing a 'fruit basket' on your partners head.

instead of tea bagging her, i decided to give her a Carmen Miranda.

by Kiilani October 24, 2008

Miranda

Miranda had committed multiple felony's including but not limited to: kidnapping, drug trafficking, and the murder of multiple children (This is only a theory but it is said that Miranda ate said children). Miranda loves strawberries and is actually a very nice and genuine person she just happens to just have a few issues with the law. You'll love hanging out with her I just suggest having the police on speed dial (just in case). Miranda is somewhat addicted to crystal meth but that is completely irrelevant to this conversation. She has multiple people locked in her basement

Miranda has locked me in her basement please help me.

by ieatbabiesboo100 July 19, 2020

miranda dawn

to severely kick someones ass and not think twice about it

fuck with me and ill miranda dawn your ass

by calissa June 20, 2008