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Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
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Minty kitty

Someone who has no standards in relationships, no hygiene and can’t sing, you can’t even be in the same room as them for a long time. You say it when you want to make them feel like they are class but they’re actually ass.
Oh look who’s singing alone in the rec room? She’s a minty kitty, that one, let’s come back when she’s gone.
by Icechewer August 12, 2024
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minty breeder

Adverb; The act of freezing ones semen in an ice cube tray, then, placing said ice cubes in the vaginal or anal tract of your partner.
She said she likes ice play and breeding, so I gave her the Minty Breeder
by Bandit 989 March 11, 2023
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Minty

Fresh, crisp, enjoyable, fun, innovative.
Wow, those new shows are minty!

I got a $100 bill and it was so minty.

Can we just talk about that tiktok, it's really minty!
by CreamyDeliciousYasso October 2, 2020
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