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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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She acts cold and mean but she just doesnt know how to show anything. She loves Aman and literally cant live without him
mercedes is amans 🗺️ Not yours
by TotallyNotAman December 20, 2022
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Mercedes

1. Mercedes-Benz
2. A female name
3. A city in Argentina
1. Mercedes-Benz AMG GT is a Mercedes car
2. My mother's name is Mercedes
3. I live in Mercedes
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Mercedes

Incel: Have you seen Mercedes on that pole?
Normal person: What the hell?
by PP TURD November 21, 2022
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Mercedes-Benz E-Class

The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.
Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.
by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022
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Mercedes

The best car brand to ever exist 😈🔥
This mercedes is fast as hell.
by Epic_Roblixman April 17, 2022
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Mercedes 240d

The most reliable car ever. You can't argue against that, it is fact. It is also quite slow. The hood badges were stolen often in the 80s.
Yeah, my Mercedes 240d hit 1,000,000 miles yesterday. Still runs great though!
by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021
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