by Pussy licker300 March 26, 2019

Melanys are crazy, a little bit smart and funny. Melanys are dirty they love to lick and bite. Melanys are also tall and weigh about 80 pound but add a zero to the 80. There best hobby is kicking boys in the nuts , that there favorite! They also sell candy, slime or give away money!They also love Kermit not HERMIT Melanys!! There also a hoe, they cheat on all there boyfriends.
by JkmanTAKEIt EASYman February 20, 2019

Melanie is a small and Petite but has a big mouth when she wants to. They are shy but knows how to have a good time with people who are close to them. Although typically not the prettiest or the best in relationships they still can manage to take your heart.
I want to be a Melanie.
by Urban220dicTionary March 26, 2020

A cat... Or is she? A Calico... Or is she? Nobody knows.. Often compared to a moldy loaf of bread. Typically stays in the form of a Baguette.. with mold. Stinky mold. The end
by Biebs da boom d Mr. McSniffles April 18, 2022

Is gay, her idol is Kermit , she loves Bruno major ,is also in my chemical romance , she also Colombian,
She’s such a Melanie
by Dryuehtsv Dude August 20, 2018

Melany is a word that, “hip”, people call cheating hoes and hookers that break you heart when things were still good
by Godhimself April 20, 2019
