You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

run me everything on you

To rob someone, like a "show me your pockets".

X:"Hey lad, what's good?"
Y:"I am good, leave me alone please."
X:"Oh, i see you acting though, run me everything on you before i wet my man up!"

by RXRES August 30, 2022

There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?

Angry Sherlock phrase, from the BBC's show 'Sherlock' aired from 2010-2017, being the way to tell people there's nothing wrong with you via humour, showing others you're intellectual and know what to watch.

1: Bro, you've got issues. I think there's something wrong with you.
2: (Sherlock voice) There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?
1: Never mind. There isn't. I will worship you from now on.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

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For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Let me teach you

Let me teach you is basically a fighting word meaning you’re about to get beat tf out of you and you shouldn’t have challenged that person because it’s over for you it’s a fuck around and find out situation.

Person #1: Yeah since you been doing all that talking imma beat ya ass cause I gets active

Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you

by Fivestargirl November 21, 2023

me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky

Another term for "I will give you oral sex"

Asian prostitute: oh yeah baby me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky big time
Person: how much.
Asian prostitute: five dolla baby

by tongue24 December 2, 2022

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018