Ketchup and Mayonnaise

When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.

I lost my virginity. We made some ketchup and Mayonnaise

by Superman1981 October 9, 2008

mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

by Joe November 16, 2003

batty mayonnaise

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean

"Bway dat sum good batty mayonaisse!!"

by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015

Ass mayonnaise

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time

Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.

by Thugamus November 1, 2018

mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017