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Maple Valley

The worst, most boring city on the west coast. In King County, near Seattle, WA. There is absolutely nothing to do, all the girls act like sluts, all the guys are jerks, and everyone is on drugs.
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rotten maple tree

a scummy, old, wrinckly, sticky, stanky, black dick (soft or hard) with genital warts(splinters)
eww look at that dudes rotten maple tree , it is leaveing splinters in and all around that girl.



Father- Wheres Jill hun?
Wife-She said that she was going to tyreks house so she can help him cut down his rotten maple tree in his back yard.
Father-oh ok hunny, i hope she doesnt get hurt or get a splinter or something
Wife-she be fine babe, i gave her rubber goes before she left
by now, its chow time August 4, 2008
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maple story

Maple Story cartoony anime game made in korea basically about killing monsters.Suprisingly addicting I reccomend you might not want to play unless you can control your addiction and yeah it's over run by a bunch of ignorant kids and stupid Naruto fans.A game features a cash shop full of cloths,Double EXP cards,Super mega phones and other useless items the devilish company of Nexon want kids to buy even if they did steal they'er parents credit card or hacked they'er PayPal acount.
Training
is basically killing monster which is a cycle,kill monster "Wooooooooooooot i got lvl up lololololz ^_____^"
however there is a thing called a Party quest also know as pq@@@@@ which is suposed help which it does up until a certain level and plus the community is the big problem other that it slows down at level 40 unless you're a hacker which can get to level 70 in a week.
Maplers attend to have various phrases towards others such as
Person whos 3 levels higher than you:omg ur a noob
Random and desprit girl/guy: WANNA BE MY GF/BF,(or looking for gf/bf@@@@@@@@@@@)
Stupid:CC Plz (it means change channel if you did not know)
Moron: hey everybody defame xxx (insert reason why)
Noob: mesos plox (even high levels does this dressed up like "noobs")
To handle the jerks on Maple Story is either don't type anything to them or tell them Naruto sucks that will make them real mad or better yet ask how did they get they'er Nexon item then tell them they stole they're mommy's credit card.
So as you can see little kids who act like they have balls play this game.
After getting beat in a card game on Maple story
Stupid:omfg u cheated,turn the cheats off,i report u
Smart person: Wow how old you and did you flunk grammer school?
by NotBroken September 6, 2007
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Maplesexual

A person who loves Canada, AND only Canada.

Is somewhat related to Amesexual but instead of America it's Canada

- (Random person on internet)
"Im a Maplesexual!"
by MaypleSyrupManCanada September 2, 2020
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Maple Widow

One who's partner is "Mapled". Experiencing the feeling of sharing a space with someone who is not really there.
"Do you want a cuppa?...Cup of tea?...Hello?...Oh bugger it. Jus us Maple Widows then"
by Katieog January 23, 2007
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Maple Custom Team (MCT)

A place where you can show off your sprites and have nubs leech and ask for requests.
Example of Maple Custom Team (MCT):

Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C@ST0MZ?
Member: Go away
by Jrkiller September 4, 2009
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maple leaf salutation

Sending a work colleague a picture of your genitalia out of the blue over Instant Mesenger or email.
"So how was your evening last night?"

"Not too bad thanks, I just kicked back, watched an episode of 'Come Dine with Me' and then sent my boss the old maple leaf salutation."
by J. Q. Faskesbury III October 8, 2009
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