A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
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Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
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Get the luke mug.A Luke is generally a person who is very slack. Any assigned tasks will not be started by Luke until very late (i.e. the night before its due). They also have no shame in the way that they behave in public, often acting like a retard. A Luke is also very secretive about any relationships they may have. Any questions regarding his relationships will result in Luke saying 'I don't have a girlfriend' or 'fuck off'.
Person 1: Omg do you see that fool over there?
Person 2: Wow, he hasn't even started his assignment that is due tomorrow
Person 1: Yeah and he won't tell me anything about his love life
Person 1 and 2 at the same time: He must be a Luke.
Person 2: Wow, he hasn't even started his assignment that is due tomorrow
Person 1: Yeah and he won't tell me anything about his love life
Person 1 and 2 at the same time: He must be a Luke.
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