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loner

A woman who has a lady boner.
I was looking at Reid's beard and it gave me a loner.
by Bowshalf February 20, 2018
mugGet the lonermug.

stoney loner

A motherfucking young rapper from the southeast who can always be found if you follow the smell of za
Aye have you heard Stoney loner’z music?
by Stoney loner November 23, 2021
mugGet the stoney lonermug.

Loner

A lady boner. The equivalent of a hard on for a woman. Like an erect penis but as a vagina.
Oh baby, that hot, shirtless, sexy man is giving me a loner!!
by Mhmmmmmbaby October 3, 2019
mugGet the Lonermug.

Loner Zamboner

A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?
by Izzy the Glizzy September 27, 2021
mugGet the Loner Zambonermug.

loner

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by The m'ster February 7, 2020
mugGet the lonermug.

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.
When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
mugGet the loner car strategymug.

Loner

It's a guy who always gets boners and gets no bitches
"He's a real loner"
by Loner pointer November 8, 2022
mugGet the Lonermug.

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