meat loft

When a line of ten gay men drag their junk across a bald mans' head (usually a hetero man).

For my father in law Roys' birthday, he didn't want a meat loaf cake so we got his ungrateful ass a meat loft instead.

by D_Money $ July 6, 2016

lefty ginger

fingering a girls butthole with your right hand then you run your fingers through her hair making it brown, then use your left hand to jizz in it and rub it around to achieve the color

Peter wasn't satisfied with his blond girlfriends shiny hair so he gave her a lefty ginger

by TurTleManWilloughby169 February 18, 2010

I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

loftus

The ghetto of the sutherland shire

Will apear on google earth as a block spot

has a service station

has a bottle-o

"roll ur windows up, we're passing through loftus"

by *tweeked* September 1, 2006

Loft

A man's belly; usually the portion that hangs over his belt or waistband. Forehead padding when giving a blowjob or when your face is in his junk.

No belt buckle marks on my forehead thanks to that dude's awesome loft.

by dblplus May 14, 2015

Loftin

The act of riding a unicycle without a seat.

"did you go to the Macy's Gay Day Parade?"

"Yes, they had several Loftinists there"

"It was my first time seeing a Loftin, it was amazing."

by FischerBoom April 28, 2010

loft

vagina; cooter; a place that one enjoys getting all up in

damn, i'd love to redecorate the inside of her loft!

by Brittle Johnson April 24, 2011