library

A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.

In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.

"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"

by Dover July 28, 2003

Library

Often used as a code word for things that happen involving two or more people when they should be studying/revising. These mostly have sexual connotations.

"I heard that Andy and Mellisa, you know."
"Oh yeah, Library."

by Brianf213 May 17, 2014

library of Babel

It’s a website. Visit it. It’s cool. Like a potato

I’m going to visit the library of Babel

by Kierancraft June 25, 2019

gay library

The act of licking another mans butt cheeks while reading the biography of jack Rawling

I gay library with Hammer the other day

by Silkworm November 16, 2014

Library

A hole that the local government throws money in, and single liberal hags go to read and think they are better than everyone else.

Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

by ducktails August 29, 2005

library

a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.

retard one: want to look at my library book tonight?

retard 2: yes.

by Hugo February 11, 2005

library nazi

That @#$%* who works at my school library and guards the bookshelves, saying things like "I'm going to report you kids! How dare you stand and talk by those bookshelves! You are blocking off the other students from getting books!" when there is absolutely NO STUDENT anywhere nearby looking for books (true story.) Will also make sure that no one puts a backpack on a table, and takes a tally of how many students enter the library. Any other librarian who acts in a similar manner.

Man, my school is f***ed up because of that library nazi!

by Sangochan December 13, 2008