freak on a leash

one who should be kept in a straight jacket and muzzle due to their overall bizarreness.

"Rick James is such a freak on a leash."

"Indeed."

by she who says meow July 23, 2004

goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009

Penis leash

1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.

2. (noun)- A sex toy.

3. (noun)- A tongue twister.

1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!

2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.

3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!

by Captain Cocktopus July 9, 2011

sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone

Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded

by crackmoka December 28, 2005

leva

Mexican slang for someone who talks shit but doesn't back it up; also means buster or traitor

Foos from Pacoima aint shit. Fuck those levas.

by SV_VINELAND August 14, 2009

Levashan

Levashan is a calm and funny person who is passionate about a lot of things. They will make you laugh even in the most serious of times. He is the best person to be around when you are down.

You’re the best person i know your such a Levashan

by anonymous November 22, 2021

leasee

Leasee's are one and a million, Leasee's are very outgoing and outspoken. Leasee's can be your best friend or your worst enemy. All together Leasee's is that girl everyone wish that they had a little bit of them in their lives.

Leasee's the hottest girl ever.

by JuliaMFlemg December 20, 2016