golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 26, 2024

Laptop

Its a computer device that is portable and replaced the desktop computer many years ago. Especially popular for gaming, work and internet search and use.

Who ever invented the name laptop ruined in person sex and bras lingeri for me from about the year 2011

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 3, 2023

Mr wilman's laptop

Mr Wilman's laptop is a source of great mystery where a omega level being named Mr Wilman who can summon Jeremy Clarkson at any time but you shall be sent to the shadow relam if you dare to look at the search history

I used Mr Wilman's laptop to email my good friend Alan

by Skully1308 August 26, 2021

laptop brawling

when there are more then one persons with laptop using wifi

many people laptop brawl at starbucks.

today i went to starbucks and was laptop brawling with hella people

by rocket man123 November 26, 2010

Laptop

A girl/guy who sucks dick to the balls.

That girl last night was a laptop.

by MaroG June 3, 2021

laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat

She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns

by Elow101 April 16, 2019

Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017