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Two Laptops

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”
by olive2000 August 26, 2025
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Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".
When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.
by SkepticalZebra8 February 10, 2018
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Laptop Money

Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.
Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?

Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!
by TeeJay5 July 20, 2010
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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
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Laura laptop

(n) an electronic device that is just not cooperating in any way shape or form
This computer won’t load anything, it’s being such a Laura laptop!
by Mr Schengen’s August 19, 2024
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Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment
Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.
by DesertofSong January 13, 2011
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laptop

a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over
the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!
by ..whr May 1, 2024
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