Kung Foo Fighting

To root for or revel in the failure of others. FIghting within an industry to bring a contemporary down. To reign in on the good news or fortune of another.

Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.

http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/kung-fu-fighting

XYZ Craft Brewery was Kung Foo Fighting with ABC Craft Brewery, as ABC was getting more recognition when the real issue was the Big Brewery down the street controlling the market with their big business tactics.

by beerguytoo April 14, 2009

Kung Fu Panda

1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot

Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda

by BrotherBob March 08, 2013

Kung Pao

The usual Asian pronunciation of "cum poo." It is exactly what is sounds like it is. Asian restaurateurs feed it to their black and white customers in America.

Ooh, you rike Kung Pao cheeken o shlimp? Eet velly good!

by Soobin April 12, 2008

Kung Fu Phil

An flash program designed to give people seizures.

'Hey Bob! I found this cool thing called Kung Fu Phil! It has a picture of a -- ' *THUD* *TWITCH*

by Drake Dracoli June 10, 2003

kung pow yow

When an asian does a superman on dat hoe. After emptying a bag of General Toa's Orange Chicken into a female's spread labia, the asian is required to put red hot sauce AND his tiny penis into the vagina.

That freakin' asian did a kung pow yow on my girl!

by Big Dick Sean Silvercock June 18, 2009

kung fu panda

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

by Matty Matarangelo October 20, 2008

Kung-fu Shiss

A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.

Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.

by Har the Czar February 08, 2006