Knobsessed

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

by MagickDio February 8, 2010

knobshine

Oral sex performed on a male. Hence "shining the knob". Can be used as an insult.

"What a knobshine!"
"Give us a knobshine, will ya?"

by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

knobstand

Knob is commonly used in Britain to mean penis, so the implication of knobstand is that someone is useless, that he serves no purpose other than to support his own genitals. Not in general use but sometimes heard said by teenagers in South Manchester. A few years ago I saw it in an Australian music fanzine, but I would assume this was written by someone with connections to Northern England.

Can't you do anything right? You knobstand!

by cactuscat September 14, 2006

double cool with knobs

Used in England, instead of saying very very very very very very cool.

Omg, this is so totally awesome!
I know! It's like double cool with knobs!

by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003

knobshite

A derogatory term primarily used in the Republic of Ireland, sometimes as an insult between friends.

Shut up Seamus you feckin knobshite.

by yowassupbro July 31, 2011

knobstacle

A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.

"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"

by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009

Knobscoffer

A person that likes to suck cock. A derogatory name for a woman. A derogatory name for a male homosexual.

Look at that bint over there, she looks like a right knobscoffer.

Hey mate, lets go out and get a couple of knobscoffers!

Do you think he's gay? He acts like a right knobscoffer!

by Teknotrix October 16, 2009