Key inpeesert

When returning home and inserting the key coincides perfectly with the sense of immediate peeing which did not exist at all before. Some times makes you pretend walking while remaining at the same geographic coordinates. A combination of the words insert and pee.

Dude, key inpeesert is the worst thing to happen when wearing my salopeta and my ballet leotard. End of story.

by magnoliatangerine April 14, 2011

Key diver

Getting a small hit if cocaine by dipping a car Key or any other similar device into the sack usually because your in a hurry or riding in a vehicle.

Dude1: dude, you got a key or a credit card on ya?
Dude2: yeah why?
Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar.

Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke

by Cheetoman69er November 5, 2016

bobo keys

Going crazy, to beat up

Bitch stepped on ma air forces and I went bobo keys on his ass.

by JWEEZEY January 27, 2004

Low key

To be secretive about something Such as crushes,events,Etc.

Person-I low key have a crush on (so and so)

by Media buzz April 17, 2016

Low key

The opposite of high key. Basically just not very showy. If someone thinks you are low key kinda hot, it means that they find you quite attractive but you are very subtle about being attractive. You almost don't know it.

"Damn, Henry is Low key kinda hot," said lila

by bichlasagnabich June 16, 2020

Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.

Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.

by Stormsy March 25, 2017

ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.

"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?

by Frank Brown April 3, 2008