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kali is so nice but sometimes she bullies little kids on roblox , she told a little girl to stop breathing because she won bingo in bloxy bingo , kali is the most nicest friend i could asks for i love kali and she smells like pee #bestfriends4l ❤️
kali is lgbt
by farts1234hehe November 21, 2021
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Kali

Kali is a kind of boy who is understanding and sweet. Although he is an ambivert he accepts everyone with open heart. Boys whose name is kali are great cooks and can do household chores easily but they find it hard to go out and socialise. Kali named boys always postpone things and finds an easy way to do them, they are the biggest couch potatoes you will come across . They tend to have greasy hair and they skip shower if not going out.
He is not at all doing his homework, such a Kali.
He is not putting his shoe-laces in the shoes since last two months, such a Kali.
by Loner17 November 22, 2021
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Kali

She is the most amazing person in the world. She lights everything up with her smile and laugh. She is artistic and looks at life abstractly. She is the best a cuddling and cheering everyone up. She is hard to get but any man who does is in for the best time of his life.
by Adamloudiana13 September 20, 2021
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Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.
Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!
by cassoy August 4, 2021
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mia kali

the wrong spelling of former pornstar, "Mia Khalifa."
some guy: yo, have you watched mia khalifa's latest porno?
b_y_n: i thought it was mia kali
by itssilentboy June 10, 2021
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Kali

A beautiful smart-ass female that you dont want to lose
Kali is beautiful
by milkweed2005 July 7, 2021
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Kali

This name doesn’t exist and if it does then it belongs to a ugly stupid bitch who will burn in hell

-Alec
Bro did you hear? Kali left school because she was so fucking ugly
by Swagmaster14 April 28, 2022
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