A guy who always says "yo yh" to everything and spans one message across six different lines. Someone with this name is an NPC and always chats shit about other people, but in reality deep down knows that he's trying to get enjoyment out of attempting to belittle others, because he cannot do such an act to his younger brother, whom would wreck him in a fight. This guy wanks off to a fake discord girlfriend which he probably calls 'kitten', and always talks about using cream on her. Khizer has scored more goals at football than he has braincells, coming in at a vast goal count of two goals, with his one braincell telling him to repeat the same phrase over and over again. Somebody with the name "Khizer", is commonly depicted in a groupchat arranging to meet at a chicken shop, which he goes to every day, yet somehow is skinnier than a twig, and has the audacity to call other people around him weak.
How could I have been so stupid! I am such a Khizer Ahmed. Let me spam the groupchat again because I am an NPC.
by vHypnotic July 11, 2022
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Has another brother who has the biggest ego on rocket league, but is plat 1 div 1.
Wanks off to Annabelle using cream and sends her weird, perverty messages.
Has another brother who has the biggest ego on rocket league, but is plat 1 div 1.
Wanks off to Annabelle using cream and sends her weird, perverty messages.
Oh my god; you are such a Khizerist, only a Khizerist would do that.
Oh no, i missed an open net and double commited; i am such a Khizerist.
Khizerism = someone who cannot rap.
Oh no, i missed an open net and double commited; i am such a Khizerist.
Khizerism = someone who cannot rap.
by vHypnotic May 30, 2021
Get the Khizerism mug.The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.
1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
by CFizzle1988 December 31, 2011
Get the Kaiser, MO mug.The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.
Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.
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