jonny moss

the extraction of a lemming from a panda while a man in a bus looks on

crap, theres another jonny moss in the zoo

by bilbo saggins November 30, 2006

Jonny Murphy

Biggest Mup Ever

Jonny Murphy is the biggest most smelliest mup in the universe

by Boomerang123456789 August 19, 2017

Jonny 42

God basically. Gets all the children in his basement

I love Jonny 42

by Eivsleiv42 September 18, 2020

Jonny Griffiths

Swears he never dogs the boys, but when his missus calls he comes running. He has kissed more guys then girls despite being straight and loves a game of dick chicken

Your being such a jonny griffiths at the moment

by 77seven77 November 30, 2019

Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.

“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”

by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018

jonny typo

a word on aim or texting that is spelled completly wrong and unable to comprehend.

n00bpwner: hewy mamna yon i got fnea and xvoco.
confusedguy: wtf did you say. you pulled a fuckin jonny typo.

by James Kerin January 26, 2008

Jonny Craig

A piece of shit who has messed up and dropped multiple women

Let’s take out the trash, and get rid of Jonny Craig.

by Blah_blah_blah_:) January 5, 2020