Burn-Jobber

A burn-jobber is someone who is especially good at burning or roasting someone.

Some examples and places where this can be properly used as follows "I don't want to do the dishes" followed by "YOU ARE DISHES". The person that got burned is the Burnee and the person that said "You are dishes" is the burn-jobber.

by DoctorBurnJobber November 27, 2019

Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.

by MathPlus January 7, 2022

double jabbed

Vaccinated against COVID-19 with one of the vaccines that requires two separate shots administered six weeks apart.

Vaccines developed and manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are 2-round shots. The single shot vaccine made by Johnson & Johnson is reported to have a lower rate of effectiveness in preventing severe COVID-19 infections.

Dating app match: “You vaxed?”
Soulmate Seeker: “Just got my J&J shot!”
DAM: “Pass. I only date the double jabbed.”
SS: “Haters gonna hate. Byeeeee.”

by SassMouth May 14, 2023

Screenshot jobber

That one person in your organisation or friends circle who obsessively takes screenshots of your social media posts and sends them to others out of context to spread hate stories about you.

That stupid Wynser is such a screenshot jobber. He keeps sending my screenshots to the boss!

by Nuttyprof99 July 6, 2024