Ditch Jihad

A slang used to refer, usually in a derogatory manner, to the indie TTRPG Trench Crusade.

"Ditch Jihad lore drops are so infrequent, and the roster of minis is so small. No wonder it's not very popular."

by DitchJihadist September 25, 2025

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Jihad

Guy who studies in European Azerbaijan School. Good one but sometimes annoying. Never ever try to enter to an argument with him or he would make anything to make you false. Sometimes he is in severe depression. Can get immediate chooses.

Jihad is late to school.

by You know the Bet? November 21, 2021

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Durka Durka Jihad Muhammed

This is a very common phrase in Arabic, meaning "Hello, I am Muhammed the Terrorist."

Bin Laden: "Durka Muhammed jihad fatwa?"

Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"

Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"

Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"

by Infinitussy September 13, 2025

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Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.

Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"

by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016

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Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019

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