The Jihad

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.

I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan.
You selfish Prick.

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom June 13, 2018

Durka Durka Jihad Muhammed

This is a very common phrase in Arabic, meaning "Hello, I am Muhammed the Terrorist."

Bin Laden: "Durka Muhammed jihad fatwa?"

Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"

Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"

Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"

by Infinitussy September 13, 2025

Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.

Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"

by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016

Jihad

Guy who studies in European Azerbaijan School. Good one but sometimes annoying. Never ever try to enter to an argument with him or he would make anything to make you false. Sometimes he is in severe depression. Can get immediate chooses.

Jihad is late to school.

by You know the Bet? November 21, 2021

Gay Jihad

its conspiracy theory its suggest that muslims are intentionally move to non muslim countries just to get rid of homosexuality and leading to a gay genocide

Far Right Gay Guy Be Aware of GAY JIHAD

by Freloz June 5, 2024

Sneaky Jihad

When you see a person of Middle Eastern decent that you particularly don’t enjoy being around.

“This sneaky jihad took my hat”

by CheekyNandis September 14, 2022

cyber-jihad

What the ISIS organ commits online, it is very sigma, ussualy terorism

Bro we typed cybe-jihad on that paper.
Teacher: Cyber-jihad is my favorite

(She doesn't know)

by Muhammad sigma November 20, 2023