Janky-Toast

To have the appearance of absolute chaos and lack of control but it all works out.

Every time he approaches a gate, I'm like 'nope', but then he gets his Janky-Toast going and threads the needle.

by FunkMasterFoo July 13, 2017

ted janky

(adjective). In the world of pottery, the phrase ted janky refers to a piece that is not visually appealing. The geometry and finger loops are just insanely grotesque.

Blah! That mug is ted janky.

by slamjanky February 18, 2020

Janky Lanky

This guy is a youtuber that is funny and drinks sussy sauce at 3am with shreck in the backrooms

Guy 1: I love janky lanky!
Guy 2: Aren't you a serial killer?

by Snakiruyoushouldsubtohim November 20, 2022

Janky Bastard

Someone who is very uncool and generally lies cheats and steals.

Dave is such a janky bastard, he tried to steal my freaking girl from me

by luke chatelain & dave shchlossman January 12, 2004

Bow Janky

Messed up;deformend, janky,

"Man my project is sooo bow janky, i wish my was like yours!!!

by Beast Mode King September 3, 2009

Janky Turd

Janky Turd is a BMX bike that is poorly made.

two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle ( stem is awful as a whole as well), bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. This 2010 DC Quadangle is a janky turd.

by BMXstuff January 27, 2012

janky loop

A term used to describe a non- seamless loop within the VJ or live video arts

Mix janky loops with seamless loops to create additional rythm or discord during a live performance .

Quickly cut up some janky loops !

by The Wanderer Productions June 18, 2018