Jamaican Jacuzzi

Facing away from the shower, cup the palm of your hand in your buttcrack and allow water to fill the immediate area around the anus and release your available flatulations.

After a large burrito I made a Jamaican Jacuzzi in the shower.

by Drunk Riverboat Captain November 27, 2017

Jamaee

Jamaee is a beautiful person inside and out she is very funny and is loyal to everyone but don't get on her bad side because she will beat the shit out of you, even though she is scared to fight she is very strong and has a very funny sense of humor.she is very shy but once you know her you will know how amazing she is.

Jamaee is such a good friend

by Written by Barbra tafoya December 4, 2018

Jamaican high beams

When you put on a headlight and put your entire head up your buddys anus and graze the ass wool.

Rhemy and I tried Jamaican high beams last night, it was epic!

by Mikehunt4469 February 11, 2021

Jamaican Meat Train (JMT)

A phrase coined following the events that transpired between the members of the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team in a Calgary hotel room. An act in which four men, of Jamaican heritage, run a train on one another, leaving one man, known as the engineer, at the front of the train guiding the man-sled.

My girl and I just watched Disney's 1993 hit Cool Runnings and now she wants to try a Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) together, but I don't have the heart to tell her she'll have to watch.

by Meattrainer April 7, 2021

jamaican mustache

When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip

Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.

by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 25, 2022

The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

Chadwick Jamal

A Chadwick Jamal occurs when one of your homies let's a girl with a dick walk all over him just to get some ass... literally.

Yo man I think Mark is pulling a real Chadwick Jamal by gooing in that girl (guys) gunkhole
Damn that's tragic

by Not Splint March 31, 2017