Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.
"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"
by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021
Get the The Religion Of Jahmug. the person who will listen to you till the day ends who will have open ears for you, a person that reminds you of the rapper XXXTENTACION who has sadly passed away. if your one of cloudys friends, he loves you a lot and your lucky to have him.
by theboywhowillexist October 2, 2022
Get the cloudy/jahmug. I meet a Jah & he has a big dick
by Sjjsus March 28, 2022
Get the Jahmug. Relating to something.
Another way of saying 'frl' or 'yeah'.
It's said in response to something someone said.
Another way of saying 'frl' or 'yeah'.
It's said in response to something someone said.
by Buittz December 31, 2023
Get the Jahmug. Jah= xxxtentacion Unc= the guy who made call me what you want Mr tasty= an ice cream truck in Baltimore monkeypox: a sickness
by troncatofwgkta November 30, 2024
Get the Jah Unc Mr tasty monkeypoxmug. Look to Africa where a black king shall be crowned, he shall be the Redeemer" - was swiftly followed by the ascension of Haile Selassie as Emperor of Ethiopia. Blacks believe that they will be repatriated to Ethiopia, where they will no longer be suppressed, and will live in freedom.
According to most Rastafarians this repatriation will be led by Haile Selassie. They believe their God will take charge and this will result in a joyous re-acquaintance with their homeland.
In practice, while many modern Rastafarians hold Africa in great admiration, they don't want to live there, and are quite content living outside Africa. After death there’s a belief out there that he had a child a Son from this life or maybe a loved one before, His son was named Jah he was next in line to lead his people to freedom. All blacks where going to be free and he was going to be King. Jah is the King Of The South Following in his ancestors footsteps he will make sure everyone reaches Heaven and live peacefully in the world.
According to most Rastafarians this repatriation will be led by Haile Selassie. They believe their God will take charge and this will result in a joyous re-acquaintance with their homeland.
In practice, while many modern Rastafarians hold Africa in great admiration, they don't want to live there, and are quite content living outside Africa. After death there’s a belief out there that he had a child a Son from this life or maybe a loved one before, His son was named Jah he was next in line to lead his people to freedom. All blacks where going to be free and he was going to be King. Jah is the King Of The South Following in his ancestors footsteps he will make sure everyone reaches Heaven and live peacefully in the world.
by Selassii July 9, 2019
Get the Jahmug. Cross-eyed N-Word who can’t aim or play critical ops. Real name: Eye Kent C. This guy is so bad he has to give himself 5000 hp in 1v1’s. he is from the great desert known as Egypt and he never makes any scenes.
by Tromatik July 11, 2020
Get the Jah Salehmug.