"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"
by Goodzilla April 23, 2014
Get the bammy jastard mug.Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose
The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins
The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose
The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins
The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
Please see:
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058
The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058
The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
by Chief Jaffmeister May 7, 2007
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Typically one who loves to follow trends and is always buying/using the "next big things" typically has the signature white iPod headphones while talking on a Moto RAZR
Typically one who loves to follow trends and is always buying/using the "next big things" typically has the signature white iPod headphones while talking on a Moto RAZR
"Wow you drive a Scion, wear FCUK, use a Mac, own an iPod Nano (with LEGAL iTunes Store downloads!), and a RAZR?!?! You must be JATA"
by DonkeyBeliever January 13, 2006
Get the jata mug.Irish (possibly just in cork, i havent checked!) word meaning: Do you know what I mean?...d'ya know what I mean...the 'what' part is just kind of skipped over and the 'I' is pronounced as a quick 'a' sound (as in 'ah' not 'ay')...Jaatamean is how you say it but i suppose it could be spelled 'dyaatamean' too. I've never seen it written down but it's commonly used in speech in cork/ireland?
1st person: "I think that's bad buzz what she did to him...he didnt deserve that jaatamean?'
2nd person: "I know ya." (also common phrase to use!)
2nd person: "I know ya." (also common phrase to use!)
by xxkrissxx November 5, 2007
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by Jaffa-rapist June 27, 2012
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