Michael Jackson

The man who lost his n-word pass and grabbed his pp while saying HEEHEE

A: Do you know the man who lost his n-word pass?
B: Do you mean Michael Jackson?
A: Yeah.
B: HEEHEE!*GRABS HIS PP*

by KermitTheHEEHEE October 18, 2019

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021

Michael Jackson

Someone who rapes children

"Bro did you hear? I am officially coming out as a michael jackson"

Yeah, you should also become a beta tester

by BltWise October 28, 2019

Michael Jackson

To Michael Jackson means to go from a black skin tone to white skin tone. This is a process which Michael Jackson, the alleged paedophile went through.

Tyrone says his boobs started becoming whiter than usual. I think he's pulling a Michael Jackson.

by semenation April 9, 2020

Reverse Michael Jackson

A Reverse Michael Jackson is the act of a white man moon walking and doing a 540 spin and pelvis thrusting their erect penis in to a bent over female's anus and yelling "HEEHEE" and afterwards swiftly pulling out thus having a poo covered dick and doing the thriller dance while walking away.

Josh: Hey dude, guess what?
Alec: yeah?
Josh: last night my girl and I were jamming Michael Jacksons number one so when we were about to do doggy I surprised her with a Reverse Michael Jackson!
Alec: yes! that's my favorite!

by Shmingy January 29, 2014

The reverse Michael Jackson

When a little boy fucks a grown man

I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

michael jackson drummer

When a band’s drummer plays with one drumming glove, as opposed to both gloves. This is done either for increased grip for one hand, personal style or in extreme scenarios to protect blisters from prolonged drumming. The term references the King of Pop singer Michael Jackson, who famously performed with one glove.

guitarist: I think he dug those drumming gloves we chipped in for.

bassist: Did you see he’s only wearing one glove?
Guitarist: Well, he’s a michael jackson drummer. He’s bad and I mean that in the MJ way, where bad means good.
Bassist: Yeah, he can really "Beat It" all right.

by PaintInMotion May 12, 2018