funky jackhammer

Same thing as The Jackhammer sex move but with funky disco music playing

Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy

by ExtraSauceBoss October 28, 2020

Petite Jackhammer

When a petite girl riding you and you start lifting them up and down with extended arms.

I took this tiny girl home and we did the Petite Jackhammer.

by AgentPistol May 6, 2018

Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.

Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.

by CountryTerry August 20, 2016

Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020

Wisconsin Jackhammer

When a guy cums, a female repeatedly punches him in the groin

Guy 1 - “Why does Tommy have an ice pack on his crotch?”
Guy 2 - “His girl back home gave him a Wisconsin Jackhammer last night.”
Guy 1 - “Such a lucky fella

by TrollHunter95 November 6, 2021

Natrona Jackhammer

When a random person (usually a hobo or homeless person) goes up to any male walking down the street at random, and out of nowhere, quickly pulls down their pants and jacks them off at the speed of a jackhammer as they immediately ejaculate with no warning. The person doing the act then sprints off. The entire process is completed within a matter of seconds. This often occurs in Casper Wyoming which is in Natrona County.

Jake received the Natrona Jackhammer and didn’t catch a glimpse of the culprit!

Woah! I just got Natrona Jackhammered!

My friends and I are going to Natrona Jackhammer some people.

by regierawlins69_luskjelm August 3, 2021

Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour

I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going

by BKing19 May 3, 2012