Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.

Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”

by Paul the time September 5, 2023

jabronster

One who dabbles in jabronius activity

Look at that guy, what a fucking jabronster

by Definition lyricist genius def October 18, 2023

Jabringle

An NPC like person; someone with no emotion or intelligence what so ever.

“You are such a jabringle”

by antallee November 5, 2023

Jabroney

An arrogant self entitled chump, a meandering town loser, a trendy conformist puppet, an enabled bandwagon henchman, a sucker made poser who accomplishes nothing except for being a nuisance, but expects everything to be given to them.

"Look at this freaking jabroney standing here, just expecting to get some."

by MuskiePlutoCosmos December 29, 2025

Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.

"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."

by 727Haole October 22, 2012