by shemalethemight January 05, 2021
by shemalethemight January 05, 2021
Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"
by Manateecup July 11, 2015
by Mz.Wonderful February 10, 2018
What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"
...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
by The Gavinator March 10, 2022
Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...
by Parkderp1 February 01, 2016
an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".
by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013