Tissue Issues

When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues

James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

Bonk issue

A publication that is filled with "it is what it is" content

A good example of a Bonk issue is Volume 21 number 3

by AHarv February 25, 2008

Trust issues

Something a lot of people have now I’m days.

It’s hard to trust someone who you have a bad passed with especially when having trust issues

by Gabby parker August 17, 2019

richmond-issued

Being from Richmond, VA.

Also a common shirt seen by those who embrace the Richmond lifestyle

STRAIGHT OUTTA RICHMOND, i am richmond-issued for life.

by KERVON June 25, 2008

zombie issue

A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.

Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."

by xnlover May 16, 2013

run the issue

If someone has an issue or problem with you then you tell them to fight about it or Run the Issue.

"I heard you were talking about me behind my back run the issue" "Wassup then run the issue" "You got an issue? Run it"

by Yaeasy November 4, 2015

volume issue

1. The need to vomit after drinking beer or other carbonated beverages due to the carbonation and volume of the liquid itself attempting to use more stomach space than is comfortably available.

Also known as a "carbonation issue"

2. Relating to a situation where the acoustic noise is higher than desired or allowed.

1. "I'm feeling a volume issue...(!) (10 seconds pass) *puke*"

Last night my friend Scott said he wasn't throwing up from the alcohol; he said he was just having a volume issue.

2. We knew we had a volume issue on our hands when our neighbors called the cops after we put the music on.

by mittynuke April 26, 2009