Thought Sex

Imagining having sex with someone

Jessica: "Tom is so into me, we had sex last night"

Sally "Nu'uhh! hes into me, i had THOUGHT SEX with him weeks before!"

by Jaja and Candy October 12, 2010

Thought criminal

This is a person the left dislikes

People are calling me a thought criminal

by 459395 February 5, 2022

wild thoughts

Another one of DJ Khaleds golden songs. Also a metafor for being on drugs.

Guy 1: "wow dude i had a listen to wild thoughts yesterday. It was a nice song"

Guy 2: "Are you sure you weren't on wild thoughts?

by xXx_Focksen_xXx August 29, 2017

thoughts and prayers

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020

Sunny Thoughts

Evil, egotistical, or otherwise socially unacceptable thoughts which pop into one's head after watching the TV Show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

My bad, man, I've been watching so much Always Sunny that I've started having these Sunny Thoughts.

by Tyqmn March 18, 2011

Cough Thought

when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly

When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".

by rentaninja December 19, 2010

thought it was a game

A situation when someone dosn't believe what he or she is being faced with or take it for a joke

*marcus touches john*
"john" if you touch me again im going to sock you
*marcus touches john again* *john puches marcus in the face*
"bystander" damn that kid must have thought it was a game

by wally west October 9, 2014