The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

A common meme in the Gravity Falls fandom, referencing a suggestive animatic by MangoPablo featuring characters Bill Cipher and Ford Pines.
The paining had a massive spike of popularity in July 2024 with the release of Gravity Falls book titled 'The Book of Bill', which includes material hinting that the two were possibly in a relationship before their "breakup" (although it is debated wether this is just a satirical device).
The transcript is as follows:
I'm going to destroy all of Gravity Falls!
No, fuck you, Bill.
Well actually, don't mind if you do! Hahahaha!
Wait, what?
You heard right. If you do it, I won't destroy the town!
I'll do everything to stop you.
Perfect, so do we have a deal?
Deal!
...
Shirtless, looking out the Penthouse Suite window I did it... I saved the town.
The Billford animation became infamous among the Gravity Falls fandom who posted memes about it on various sites, centering on Pines' final quote.
The paining had a massive spike of popularity in July 2024 with the release of Gravity Falls book titled 'The Book of Bill', which includes material hinting that the two were possibly in a relationship before their "breakup" (although it is debated wether this is just a satirical device).
The transcript is as follows:
I'm going to destroy all of Gravity Falls!
No, fuck you, Bill.
Well actually, don't mind if you do! Hahahaha!
Wait, what?
You heard right. If you do it, I won't destroy the town!
I'll do everything to stop you.
Perfect, so do we have a deal?
Deal!
...
Shirtless, looking out the Penthouse Suite window I did it... I saved the town.
The Billford animation became infamous among the Gravity Falls fandom who posted memes about it on various sites, centering on Pines' final quote.
by potassiumkloride May 31, 2025

A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.
Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.
Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.
- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.
by CitrusCat July 13, 2022

this phrase is a way to express to someone very simple things like how you/or others, “ i noticed i did NOT do anything in makerspace”
by scooberttherealrealguy101 February 22, 2024

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"
example:
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

I pulled a really hot bird last night. Just before I snagged her, I did an Ellis and came in my pants
by Possumkiller August 21, 2025
