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Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.
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Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
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We clean teeth, take X-rays, & do surgery on patients with gum disease. In some states, we restore teeth, too.
Dental hygienists are highly educated, and can make 6 figures a year. This dental hygienist makes $150!
We clean teeth, take X-rays, & do surgery on patients with gum disease. In some states, we restore teeth, too.
Dental hygienists are highly educated, and can make 6 figures a year. This dental hygienist makes $150!
Patient: Bruh, my dental hygienist is always nagging me to floss more. It’s so annoying!
Friend: You should listen, your breath be stank…
Friend: You should listen, your breath be stank…
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