Holden

man with big penis

Holden has a large penis

by Djbigpenis8 December 5, 2023

Bonnie and Holden

Bonnie and Holden. 2 weird ass motherfuckers. Both in the mafia. Both capos. They are the shit. Usually seen in a strip club. Both look insanely gay.

Bonnie and Holden are the best

by Dhdhsjhs January 15, 2022

Madison holden

madison holden is a great and awesome friend that is a great listener and just a really nice person

my friend is madison holden she is really nice and cool

by Insanitybzv2 May 3, 2021

Holden

Gay

Person 1: hey look, Holden.

Person 2: gay.

by Swag like 100 March 12, 2025

Holden

Holden is the kindest, funniest, and hottest man around. Holden is the shortest guy that pulls the hottest and tallest girls. Holden is the type of guy to date older women, he also likes taller women. Holden is very country, and probably has a country accent, wears boots all the time and drinks beer ALL THE TIME. Holden is rich.

Did yo guys see Holden in his new truck this morning??

by holden_b February 13, 2022

Pulling a Holden

Become mentally and physical handicapped from a small or minor accident

Fred was pulling a Holden when he fell down the stairs which put him in the hospital for a month with life threatening injuries.

by Hjb999 June 8, 2022

Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.

I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!

by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019